Black people can legit make up shit on the spot and make everyone else think it’s real slang.
Slope ass nigga.
Blueberry Apple ipod pussy nigga.
Hatchback breath head ass.
My mama just dropped me off at the mall hairline having ass nigga.
- Kai, Lessons in Life #21 (via mmmmilk)
February 7th 1974 - February 26th 2010
- Anonymous (via scatteredneedles)
I’m so glad this man is guarding our galaxy